Chuck&TheRussian

So you can grasp a little at the personalities of Chuck&The Russian.

What would you do if you lived your life without morals?

The Russian: I would so be a prostitute for a gang. Who would be so useful that they would promote me to running the organization. I would run the biggest more secure prostitution ring around. I would work for the MS-13s, definitely. 

Chuck: I’d be a teetotalling, non-drugging, international drug dealer. I’d have so much money that I didn’t need to deal. I’d do it just for fun. Basically that. break laws, squander money, and hunt women…oh and since I have no morals, I guess guys too…

How would you spend a day without your normals?

Chuck: I wake up, I go to my closet, put on something completely outlandish—white slacks, blue shirt, bow tie, etc…Go outside, grab my ‘chute and BASE jump of the edge of my pool….just to wake up. Then spend the day being chased by italian police in my Morgan Aero 8 GTN and finish the day on my yatch in the Mediterranean….Big party, no clothing allowed for females. yeah.

The Russian:  I would get up obscenely early and I would do some sort of Judo or something….on my house at sunrise. Because I could. I would go fly to some top secret Russian hide out and I would do something top secret. I can’t tell you what though. Like I said…top secret. I would spend the afternoon swimming in Lake Baikal in Russia (clothing would be optional because it’s one of the cleanest lakes ever) and reading. Finally, I would fly to Italy and have a fine Italian meal watching the sun set. 

Would you have a large staff, or do things yourself?

The Russian:  I would do everything myself, except lame things like cleaning. It would be me and like one other person…to kill the spiders. 

Chuck: Both. I’d have a large staff but I’d do everything  except clean up after I trash something and I’d let them shoot people and fuel my yacht etc. But I’d do all the day to day stuff..

What car would you drive?

The Russian: 

 I would definitely have two cars—at least!—both by mini. My third, forth, fifth etc. would be probably also foreign made. I love European cars.

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Chuck: 

and this…

In case you didn’t notice… I went on a bit of a Cruel Intentions kick ;)